Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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