Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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