Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
i now understand why vodka
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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