there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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