I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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