She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
COCAINE IS GR8
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