That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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