In the future we'll all be gay
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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