New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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