Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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