I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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