Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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