C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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