i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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