Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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