Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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