70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We're using joints as your birthday candles
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Randomize