Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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