the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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