The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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