Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
