No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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