pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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