Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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