I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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