Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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