I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Randomize
