We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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