I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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