gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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