are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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