The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
i think we sleep fucked last night...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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