Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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