I wish i was in the wii world.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Boobs speak an international language.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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