so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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