I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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