but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Gay?
German.
Pity.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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