why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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