Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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