no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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