escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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