Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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