She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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