babies were throwing up all over the place
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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