I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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