People with herpes should wear stickers.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
