Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
