But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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