Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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