Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
time to smoke my breakfast
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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