is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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