your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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