ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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