fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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