he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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